If You Want To Talk To A Bee

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From the album A Big Surprise
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If You Want To Talk To A Bee

If you want to talk to a bee give her a buzz.
And if you’re wondering why I’ll tell you it’s because
She’s so busy visiting flowers, that she’s often away for hours.
So if you want to talk to a bee give her a buzz.

Now a bee is very fond of sniffing a rose,
But she gets a load of pollen up her nose.
She ends up nice and smelly with a very yellow belly.
Yes, a bee is very fond of sniffing a rose.

If you want to talk to a bee give her a ring.
If you decide to pay her a call, watch out for her sting.
If she thinks you’re after her honey, she comes over ever so funny.
So if you want to talk to a bee give her a ring.

If you ever visit a bee cover your face,
‘Cause a bee may land in a very peculiar place.
If she stings you on your nose, it’s amazing how it grows.
So if you ever visit a bee cover your face.

If you ever sit on a bee you’ll jump in the air,
‘Cause a bee will probably sting your ‘you-know-where’.
For a bee is round and fat and not fond of bee-ing flat.
So if you ever sit on a bee you’ll jump in the air.


If You Want To Talk To A Bee
Words and music © Simon Mayor & Hilary James
Illustrations by Hilary James